Office Party 2007

It was the night of the party

All all through the site

Not a person had shown up...

We thought geez this ain't right

Then that's when we realized

The accountant was parked

Waiting with his wife,

For the party to start

We came out of our car,

Meeting them at the lot,

Walking into the restaurant,

Ordering some Merlot

Doctor J., he came late

As it is to be expected

We all waited for him...

Some of us quite collected

There was a couple of Cubans,

The needed Nicaraguan,

All the rest puertorrican,

Good enough for parranda

[Don't frigging blame me if it doesn't rhyme, is not like it is the most inspiring subject you know]

Anyhooo... It was a lot better than last year's, the highlight of the night being a DVD with RUN DMC -yes you heard right- Christmas Special. Congratulations Doc, you discovered the eighties... now it's only two more decades to go.

The mojitos were minty, the Spicy Shrimps hot, the grilled beef sensational, the company was even better, the whole toast thing by Doc was.... errrrrrrr.... more inspiring that I expected, the games were not that Chucky Cheese's and actually none of us tried to excuse themselves to jump out through the bathroom window. The Christmas bonus was...worth a wacky year through and through.

After it all, I still had time to catch up with I am Legend, but I'll talk about it later boys and girls because it is almost 2:00 am and I have visions of Bob Marley dancing in my head which means it's time to go to bed...