Tuesday, December 12, 2006

Judgement Day Rant

Once again Welcome to the Little Theological Corner.

Jose Luis de Jesus Miranda...
This one will not shove it down any one's throat... in fact, I'm trying to control the urge to laugh out loud and I am really sorry that I will not be in The Island to see this. Watch out Puerto Rico, because Jesus is coming towards you with judgement. By the way, you might stand a chance before all nations because Jesus is and has been, unbeknownst to us all un come alcapurrias de Ponce since he "returned to Earth like a thief in the night" some 30 odd years ago... please humor me...
http://www.creciendoengracia.com/ , http://www.eldiadeljuicio.com/

Those who know me are aware that I first and foremost respect other people and beliefs. I love to listen and sometimes I find one or another that would let me talk as well...

Within Christianity in particular, I have a knack for finding the things that unite us instead of the things that divide. I love the Catholics and their love/fear relationship to God, the protestants come in many shades from the very colorful, (sometimes colorless) Pentecostals to the stiff upper lip Presbyterians. They all have charm.

In rare occasion though, in comes one of these guys, a total and complete charlatan that deserves the scorn not only of Catholics and Christians but also of Atheists who believe, if not in God, in due process of Law. Buddhists, Jews,Muslims, Neo-Pagans, Sikh,and any other that currently escape me, if you have a chance please listen to this as well.

Let us forget about the rape of the Christian Doctrine and it's Jewish roots... let us look at the MORALS of this guy's doctrine. According to this grade A wacko, the concept of sin died on the cross 2,000 or so years ago, so basically you can do whatever you want with total impunity, as long as you have faith, and you can avoid the Law. Because according to this guy, our justice system cannot touch a child of God, as long as the child manages to avoid it... literally you could get away with murder, as long as you are not caught. I am not making this up, just look about in the websites above, there are a couple of journalists who brought up this questions... this idiot posted it on his website as publicity- duh.

What really bothers me is that this crackpot has managed to create a following of thousands of people, most of them within the most "privileged" ($$$$$)It is easy after all to sell the idea of have it your way to people whose only purpose in life is have it their way. I thought Scientology was a heap of manure, putting the blame on extraterrestial sources, thus relieving the rich and famous of their own responsibility, but this guy throws it out of the park...

Going back to the mockery of Christianity. This guy asserts to have inherited the consciousness of Christ. He cannot, or will not perform miracles though, because he wants his followers to believe without proof... very convenient. He wouldn't answer questions concerning the teachings of Jesus because, he says that all "he" did in the past is no worth discuss it after the grace was imparted. Nevertheless if he carries the stream of consciousness of Christ, and remember Jesus' time on Earth, he could still tell us a couple of things without answering theological questions.

I wonder Oh Mighty Lord of Hosts,and I wish some reported would ask you simple things about life some off 2,000 years ago like....
  • How much is the equivalent of a talent a bekah or a pim in pounds?
  • How much is a cubit in inches?
  • How many gallons in a hin?
  • How the heck Oh Lord do you tie a Tzitzith?
  • Most important Oh Jesus, how did you array a table back in the day?

Don't get me wrong, I'm on to all from Ted Haggard to the Archdiocese of Boston. There is a big difference though, these people do their dirty stuff in secret and be it because of Divine Justice or excellent investigative work are wrested from their hypocritical comfort zones into the light. This guy doesn't even have the decency to pretend he is not a bastard.

Funny thing that of all he had decided that Judgement Day begins in Puerto Rico. I bet, I hope he won't be able to embezzle as many suckers as he had through the world. Being Boricua, the guy must be bracing for a heated Island Welcome. I hope he runs with his tail between his legs having to quote the scripture he so despises: " no one is a prophet in their own land".

Robert Browning (1812–1889)
"The lie was dead
And damned, and truth stood up instead."
Count Gismond. xiii.

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