The Scarlet Letter

How do I start this without restraining to use the words FUCK and YOU in one sentence? I wouldn't be me. I don't know... Perhaps I'll try to find a little joy in my heart and turn this into a thank you letter to Ms. Ashley Todd.

Dear Miss Todd:

Thank you for making all of our lives a little better with your creativity and ever flowing well of imagination. Meaning I hope someone puts you in a straight jacket, for your own sake and sends you right away for a psychiatric evaluation...

Did you really think your 2 1/2 minutes of fame would sway the election or gain anybody's sympathy? Really? Did you even sit down and think the shameful consequence of your actions?

We find ourselves trying to prove what we are made of, amidst an election that is under the world's scrutiny, in which the both the issues and the content of the character of those involved are constantly discussed. Unfortunately in some sectors of our society, it is all walking the thin line of racial tension. Knowingly, you made up a story about a black Obama supporter, tracking you down, beating you up and carving a B on your face as if you were a piece of cattle? It is more than a shame, but I'll keep on the positives so, thanks.

Thank you. Your resolve speaks volumes about your commitment to the Republican cause and the level of respect you hold for people who differ of your point of view. I guess you got what you wanted, a personal phone call from McCain and Palin giving you emotional support in what they believed was your hour of need. That is one to tell your children about!!!

As I said you dumb witted piece of humanity: there are issues to be discussed, legitimate concerns to be raised, a country to salvage from a financial deficit that can take us all to hell in a hand basket and this is the way you leave your mark- all pun intended in case you didn't get it!!!. In the name of all of us who think the political process is a serious subject, in the name of those of us who actively and proudly take part and are willing to engage in respectful debate, Bless your plump cheek and it's bright, bold B!

The quote... There is no quote. I haven't found a quote about idiocy fitting enough. However, I must give props to my boy Nathaniel Hawthorne and to Ms. Lightshadow's Swift Prod Corner for the inspiration for this entry's title.