The gay guy that lives in me....

Peoples of the internet... behold the truly trivial

Not to trivialize the lives of all gay guys, but there's one that lives in me and his nave is Gervis. There are several things that Gervis would assert that I'm not sure whether or not they are true:

• That he was born in England and there is such a last name as Spunkmeister



• That he formerly changed his name to Giorgio in fervor of the great Armani



• That he is errrrrr... 23 years old

Anyways, there are things I can assert as true...

• Gigi reminds me I'm supposed to be a girl and takes me shopping once in a while
  
• He looooves when I go blond and insists I wear light hoodies in Summer to keep the hair in place
  
• He also enjoys Musicals and laughing out loud in public places...
  
• He hates me leaving New York for Tampa in which the closest thing to a decent Theater this weekend was HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL...ON ICE!!!

Anyways I tried to make amends with Gigi this weekend by taking him to Starbucks and allowing him to be mean, I also got blond streaks that drove him crazy and big cover your face sunglasses. In an otherworldly effort to please him, I even ventured a little into the sun...

However, all the happy offerings I made to Gigi this weekend were thrown down the drain after we sat down to watch the opening of the MTV VMA's .

Here is what Gigi had to say:

STOP. Please people, just stop. Don't mess with Britney Spears anymore. Even Lynnette who doesn't like her that much couldn't quite stomach Sarah Silverman's skit... how far are you all going to take this... if she were my little sister I would be taking care of her instead of watching the wreck they are all waiting to happen.

So the girl is fat and sluggish...like half of her critics freaking rocking bodies...

She looks worn and tired... well she is twenty five with two kids and thw wholw wide world up her @ss... how would you look?

There you go, the unthinkable, L., or a part of her in defense of Britney Spears.

No quotes except for the immortal William Shatner: "You people need to get a life."