Monday, April 21, 2008

The Little History Corner presents...


The Glory of HBO's ROME!!!!


I've spent the weekend incommunicada as far as the web is concerned, however I had the strange pleasure of catching up with quality TV I had lost within the last two years or so.

Yes, I'm kind of dizzy still, after all I just spent the weekend watching ROME Season I & II. Strange as it might be it pleased both the nerd and the pop culture aficionada in me.


Let's take something out of the way before I get all Virgil recounting the story. It is HBO... there will be gratuitous sex and drama on top of the drama. The biggest joke of it all will be the portrait of Atia, of whom historians know little except that she was perhaps a champion of virtue. Well, on this one Atia is a strange blend between Hillary Rodham Clinton and Paris Hilton...the course of action of the character, however, sets the story in such a way that for more than mere deja vu episodes, the Gaius-Julii of ancient Rome sort of parallel to another errr... more contemporary Italian family: The Corleone, but it is all a long, fun plot device that will guarantee the level of cunning, soft porn and plain vulgarity needed to capture the eye of the plebes...


All in all, it was an amazing, ambitious project with out doors filmed on location and painfully detailed reproduction ( the Forum alone is enough to take any one's breath away). The main characters are so well developed that you will be living and dying for them after the third installment or so. Ray Stevenson and Kevin McKidd portray Titus Pullo and Luscious Vorenus, a couple of soldiers actively serving with Julius Ceasar in the Legio XIII Gemina during the conquest of Gaul. It is trough their eyes that we get to know all characters both historical and fictional and the series of events that will lead to the inevitable downfall of the Republic and the rise of the the Emperors. While Luscious Vorenus is the paramount of soldierly duty, and carries most of the gravitas, Pullo will do his best to pair history and whoring for you all while being the nicest guy you will never want to cross.


As far as historic portrayal goes they got Caesar satisfyingly right and someone finally had the balls to present Mark Anthony as a bit of a man-whore that he was- although I must protest that Anthony is kept single for most of the series and involved with Atia of all characters, it is all forgiven by means of finally getting what Richard Burton couldn't give me: the quissentenial Roman soldier, fiercely loyal to Caesar to the point of entering a world of politics he completely despised... and the angst, oh the angst, and the passionate obsession are almost divine! Octavian as child is the taciturn yet resolute boy that you know will scheme his way to become a living god.


Anyhoo, whether if you are a nerd with a penchant for catching little historical facts, a purist who likes to fish for inaccuracies, an appreciative fan of ancient bacchanal rites or just someone who enjoys damn good TV, this one is a must.



Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Closing time

This is not exactly trivial, but it's worth recording. As of today at 5:00 PM, I am no longer employed. Nope, I didn't get fired, I quit of my own accord. And you might think I'm frigging crazy with all the mess with the economy and the recession thing in full swing, but there are times in which peace of mind is worth more than financial stability. I no longer felt morally compelled to work and there is no worse feeling than working just for money.. so I'll cut and dye my hair and will sacrifice the fun of looking like me for a while because I 'll need to channel my responsible adult and get down to business. Believe me, it feels great, liberating, like I need a fucking challenge and I'm willing to face it.
All my plans are still without change, including a fabulous I'll sleep when I'm dead tour of Disney World... wohoooooooo!!!!

And of course, there must be a quote, one to live by in situations like this... it comes from a poet who did the right thing and poets are good at being jobless, you know...
"The only business of the head in the world is to bow a ceaseless obeisance to the heart"-WB Yeats

Sunday, April 6, 2008

Charlton Heston- RIP

Although I'm miserably sick this weekend, I'll take a second to give a holler/ pour wine on the grave, tore my clothes and spread ashes for a man that has played it all.

I got quite a few kicks and as many spiritual highs from his films when I was a little girl and even today along with Paul Newman and Sean Connery he was right there in the Oldies yet Hotties Collection. You know I know God has a sense of humor and I can only imagine Chuck Heston getting a behind the scenes tour and checking out the production blog note for the ORIGINAL parting of the Red Sea, just for the Almighty to show off on how easy it was to accomplish. Dear Lord: Moses did Kick ass, but we've got the better actor!!!! :p RIP.