
A sad relation of events in which the socially marginalized decide to have fun on a Thursday night.
I am spent, tired and in the meanest of moods.
Summer is not a fun time at the Office and the end of the month of August mark the Billing Company annual meeting, in which someone will try to blame the Office Staff for not providing enough information for Revenue to be collected and the Office Staff will have to fight each single allegation, claw and tooth, to justify a decent Christmas bonus in return.
All in all, it is CRUNCH TIME, which mean the closest to social interaction will be sleeping on top of the keyboard and receiving a mild electrical shock when the drool hits exposed wire or using the copying machine as a tanning bed.
Anyways, I have no idea why in hell Doc decided to have a Happy hour on a Thursday, and then to make things better, he decided it will be enforced by calling it an extraordinary meeting... to which we could invite someone over for drinks. I mean some people would say I have to be grateful, but come on... I'm thinking about paperwork while a 47 year old man discusses buying a VESPA as an alternative to his obvious midlife crisis.
I couldn't find a date even if I frigging paid him and Lysania's husband just said NO to the opportunity of saving us from ourselves. We were left alone, weird sisters fending off , not wanting to talk about mini bikes, not feeling like drinking, etc, etc...
At least, there is the oeuvres... you know there were scallops wrapped in bacon with mango sauce, bang bang shrimp, plain cocktail shrimps, even the not so fantastic cheeseticks with marinara sauce, but nooooo... we got there late and Doc had decided that it was time for us to explore Eastern shores. Our joyful culinary excursions called for Sashimi Tuna...
Me, I'm game for anything. Raw stuff doesn't do much for me, specially when I know that people over here - mostly Doc and Dr. Gal- eat it to secure their status chic and not because they really like it- you can see it in their faces. Besides, he/she who is used to Sashimi would master the chopsticks by now and none of them even dare open the packages.
To make the long story short, the only joy of the evening was watching Lysania struggling to swallow what she didnt realize at first was raw fish, and miserably failing. I am evil like that today. Anyway at the end she got her way and pronounced herself sole owner of the scallops.
The hour didn't bring much happiness ans you can see. I'm just trying to make it to the weekend ...
Ahhhhhh, the quote, let's suppose we had some fun...
"Rum's not drinking, it's surviving!" - Robert Shaw as "Romer Treece" in the movie "The Deep"